Simon
Oldest and wisest of his two chipmunk brothers, Alvin and Theodore, he threw away his coke-bottled glasses, his blue over-sized turtleneck, and abandoned his chemistry set and music career to pursue greater fibers of life. Found half-dead and frozen on the doorstep of POACB's winter cabin, the team took Simon in and taught him the mystic ways of improv. From that day on, our hero began to take human form. Constantly being pursued by the authorities and David Seville, Simon had to remain an apparition for a whole year. Now it's time to put fear aside, to break away from the cocoon. For this little butterfly has finally became a caterpillar.

Favorite Breakfast Food:
Ice Cream Cones Cereal (DISCONTINUED) $#*%!

Birthday:
July 10